Why? Because it’s Official: the English Language is MAD
An under-qualified and rather grumpy English language tutor, and an eager but frustrated Chinese student in a house somewhere in north London. They work at the dining table. The clock strikes four.
‘But teacher, I don’t understand?’
‘Sorry?’
‘Why must I say pineapple when it does not contain pine? Why must I say eggplant when it does not contain egg?’
‘Don’t worry about it.’
‘A boxing ring is square. A wise man is smart, but a wise guy is irritating!’
‘I really don’t need this. Why don’t you just-‘
‘An unsung hero is not called a sung hero when his deeds are celebrated! WHY?’
‘Look. Time’s up. Can you just get your Mum and Dad to pay me now?’
‘Aargh! I don’t understand your language! It makes me want to cry! Somebody help me! Someone better than you! You…you…How you say? Nincompoop?!’
Good heavens. Time to tell the poor girl’s parents about the patient and experienced Appointments Bi-Language language tutors, do you think? Qualified language tutors who love what they do, and when it comes to the English language, can explain EVERYTHING?
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Whichever category you fall into, by contacting us today and explaining your specific needs you are taking a giant stride towards finding the perfect language tutor to meet your particular requirements.
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