“YOU’RE SACKED, JENKINS. CLEAR YOUR DESK.”
“But, Mr. Graves! I did my best to hit the sales target. Only-”
“I’m not prepared to discuss it, Jenkins. Your performance in Saudi Arabia, Bahrain, Yemen and Oman was pathetic. You returned from the Middle East without making a single sale, laddie. You’ve brought disgrace on the firm. Now, ON YOUR BIKE, BEFORE I CALL SECURITY!”
Poor Jenkins. He did his best to sell the firm’s new incredibly thirst-quenching fruit gums to the Arabs, but his lack of bi-lingual sales skills only led to confusion, irritation, dismay…
Jenkins takes up the (horrendous) story:
“I arranged three posters in a row. Poster 1 showed a desperate man wandering aimlessly in the desert, almost dying of thirst. Poster 2 showed him eating one of our new thirst-quenching fruit gums. Poster 3 showed him refreshed, revitalised, reborn and ready to continue his journey. My undoing? How was I to know the Arabs read from right to left?”
OOPS.
If only Mr Graves had sent a bi-lingual sales person from Appointments Bi-Language, instead of poor Jenkins. All he had to do was get in touch.
Bi-lingual sales job vacancies to, err, die for
At Appointments Bi-Language we have some of the best English speaking and bi-lingual sales job vacancies in London.
If you want to be very well paid doing a job you love for a great company in one of the most vibrant cities in the world, then Appointments Bi-Language can offer you all that and more.
Take a look at just some of the exciting bi-lingual sales job vacancies we can offer you:
Media Sales Executive with German. BASIC: £18-25,000; £35-40,000 OTE Central London. THE COMPANY – a well-recognised global Publisher.
French Speaking International Television and Film Sales Manager/Account Manager. SALARY £26000-£32000 + commission. LOCATION West End (well known company).
Bilingual Portuguese / English – Mortgage Sales Manager in Banking (Portuguese properties). BASIC: £50,000- £70,000 per annum – Depending on experience, up to £70,000 OTE – (inc. bonus) Generous Pension Contribution + excellent corporate benefits.
Now, do you really need time to chew it over?!
Email address – candidates
To apply for vacancies or for further information about appointments –
info@appointmentsbilanguage.co.uk
Email address – companies
For further information about our services or to talk to us about a vacancy –
james@appointmentsbilanguage.co.uk
